Saturday, 20 August 2011

Ask Kenny...

'Dear Kenny........'
After Curloneout HQ received literally hundreds of letters and fan mail Team Curloneout's newest signing and all round good egg Kenny Edwards answers your questions. 


Question from Logan Gray of Balfron


"Kenny, Ive Always wanted to be able to play an out -turn like you.  Can you please give me some advice so i can improve"


Kenny says: "Hey Logan, thanks for your question.  The key to a perfect out turn delivery is you need to caress it like a lady, treat it with respect and don't release your rocks too soon! Good curling."


Question from Ross Paterson of Glasgow:


"After having a disappointing season last year being barked at from hammy.  How could you help me improve my confidence so i can stand up for myself ? "


Kenny says"Ross, Self confidence has never been an issue for an international superstar like me.  Firstly i would start by improving your appearance as first impressions are made with the eye.  Try wearing mans clothes rather than baby gap tank tops.  Remember my motto : Rock out with the .... out"


Finally a Question from Richard Woods from Lockerbie


" Wayne Rooney has recently returned from a hair transplant.  I was considering similar cosmetic surgery myself, what are your views on cosmetic surgery?"


Kenny Says : "Having frequented many hospitals and underwent many operations including Four skin grafts i would advise against it.  To  pull off obvious cosmetic surgery you have to be a world class superstar like Wayne, therefor i am sure you will agree its not for you.  Kind regards. "



Please send more of your questions to flickmybutton@hotmail.com !!


Check out Kennys updated player profile in the team section.


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