Security Team Hired

The Names Bond....

Due to the current situation in the United Kingdom team Curloneout have hired the services of a top drawer security team. Because of the high risk of looting and personal attacks at team HQ the team decided to employ Keith MacLennan Security Services to protect them during the season.  Skip Duncan Gracie told us "We were amazed at the massive turn out for Kenny Edwards' press conference and frankly the possibility of an insanely jealous competetor or lunatic fan attacking the team was too much of a risk to take.  Therefor we decided it would be prudent to employ a security team to protect us and keep an eye on team HQ.  A key factor in employing Keith was the fact Kenny would be unable to fend of a left side attack from an attacker or spurned lover due to the misfortune of being right arm dependent."  Gracie added " Since Kenny's horrendous injury received through falling off his Pogo stick,  I have always been fearful of a savage attack on him.  Scott (Robertson) suggested we employ someone to watch over him due to the fact he was only playing lead and would be regularly brushed aside."  

No Invite... NO ENTRY !!

Chisel faced, Thirty year old MacLennan  from Perth has been high protector to the stars for a long and successful career and his high profile clients include the likes of Jimmy Saville, Carol Smilie and up until last week The Duchess of York, Sarah Ferguson.  Schooled at Eton, MacLennan pursued a military career and eventually graduated from Sandhurst military academy and became Commanding officer of Dads Army before moving into private security.  Mr Maclennan this afternoon said " I am delighted to have taken up the position as head of security.  The team made me an offer i couldn't refuse and i took up the position immediately.  I have already trained the teams chauffeurs in evasive driving and installed 360 degree surveillance cameras at team HQ.  I also Have a crack team of ex elite forces providing 24Hr protection and on ice security for the team.  These special agents will unfortunately have to remain anonymous so there operational effectiveness is not compromised."  


The message going out to all would be attackers this season is.......

 'Watch out! Keithys  about!'