Injury update

The X-Ray the night of the attack

Team curl one out has issued the following statement regarding the injury to world-class lead Kenny Edwards. “Kenny’s injury is beginning to heal after what was a concerning period for all the staff hear at HQ, It was thought he would be out of action for up to eight weeks but has been back in training already and put in a good session of ten hours on Saturday” Edwards did bail out early with his nurse around 12 before things got messy and possibly picked up another injury.



The X-Ray after 2 weeks



Speaking from his tanning cab in Lockerbie Kenny said “I’m back in training after what can only be described as a career threatening injury, I am disgusted with the service provided by our employed security staff. Keith and his team need to buck their ideas up and protect me, or I could be getting measure (touched) up by Frazer Hare before long. I have contacted Frazer for a team rate but his receptionist said he was away laying some turf and would get back to me”.

The team have another training session for second Dave Morton’s stag doo soon, where all the team will be put through their paces to see if they are abiding by the teams strict dietary and fitness requirements. The team have also purchased some ‘TOYS’ for Dave to play with on his doo, please come back soon to see him humiliated/violated.