Intruder arrested at Team HQ

Gray Flaunting himself as police close in..

A police statement issued today, tells details of a man arrested in Lockerbie for stalking team Curloneout.  Logan Gray who gave his address at Dumfries Sherriff court as "Strathview terrace, Balfron, Stirlingshire" pleaded guilty to breaking and entering and also causing others to be in a state of alarm at Lockerbie Mid-Annandale Commrades Club on Friday the 3rd of September 2011.  It is said Gray had become infactuated with team Curloneout and was desperate to be involved in the setup in some form.  After failing several interviews for the main team it is believed Gray became insanely jealous of the team and informed friends he would "Get revenge".  The Final straw for Gray was when team Curloneout signed up "Lee Johns" Gentleman's club as their main sponsor.  He decided the best way to get near his childhood heroes was to dress as a "Lee John Bunny".
Unfortunately Grays hastily planned scheme was rumbled by the teams ever vigilant security expert Keith MacLennan.  Keith -  known affectionately to the team as "Big Beefy Keefy"  collared Gray as he tried to join the other bunny's during a training session. Keith took Gray down in a split-second and held him until the police arrived.  Keith told us " I Immediately spotted the intruder in the line-up,  he had made a good effort in his costume design but i have seen better legs hanging out a nest! " 
Due to the kind nature of Team Curloneout, Skip Duncan Gracie attended the hearing at the high court and added to the proceeding that the team wish no charges to be brought against Mr Gray and that they team would be able to offer Mr Gray a position in the team as part of a rehabilitation programme.  The Judge took the teams comments on board and Mr gray was released on bail whilst the judge compiled background reports.  
No-one from the team was available to add further comment at this time.