Monday 1 August 2011

** World Exclusive ** New lead revealed !

"Happy as Larry" - Edwards meets the press.
Team Curloneout can finally reveal their new lead for the coming season! The long awaited press conference named Two time Scottish Champion and World Bronze medalist Kenny Edwards as the teams lead for 2011 - 2012.  A Crowd of literally dozens turned up at the team HQ in Lockerbie for the big unveiling.   Speaking to the press for the first time Kenny said " I am over the moon to have signed for the team,  Its been a long hard selection process but thanks to the staff and facilities here at team HQ i managed to get myself up to speed with the boys and into top physical shape for the coming season.  I would like to take this opportunity to thank everyone at HQ for their assistance in making this dream possible and especially Marilyn from the B.A.R for her hydration guidelines. "


"Delirious" - Top table stifle their Excitmement
Also speaking at the press conference Skip Duncan Gracie told the crowd  "On behalf of everyone at team curloneout i would like to welcome Kenny to the team.  We have been involved with recruiting Kenny for a long time now and put him through his paces at strength and conditioning camps at  Newcastle racecourse and also our Merseyside training facility 'Tiger Tiger'.  It is a great honor for us to have someone so average join our team and are especially thankful to have Kenny playing with us after a horror injury whilst acting as a stuntman for Hugh Grant left him without full use of his left arm.  Luckily Kenny sweeps and drinks right handed so this should pose no restrictions."  After the packed press conference Mr Edwards stood to attention for several photographs and signed an autograph for the waiting fan.  
On Leaving the HQ with Scott Robertson, Curloneout Second player David Morton summarized "We are looking forward to starting the season and stringing some results together,  We are still in talks with some more potential sponsors and look forward to receiving their financial backing.  For the meantime we send out or thanks to our existing sponsors and thank them for their nutritional provisions"


"Mobbed" - Edwards greets Paparazzi


Check back soon for more top news, photos and stories.  The Team would welcome any questions you may have and hope to collate a Q & A session in the near future!  Please don't hesitate in sending your questions to flickmybutton@hotmail.co.uk



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