Friday 11 January 2013

Kinross and New Sponsor........

Sorry to the avid followers for the lack of updates, this was due to intensive contract negotiations between both the team and sponsors.  (more to follow later on that)
Firstly we better tidy up the Kinross open review.

We were third and Dave Edwards is a cheat.  Lets hope the umpires at this weekends playdowns have their eagle eyes trained on his flighty feet.

Kinross 3rd.

Curloneout are pleased to announce a new sponsor for this years scottish.  After weeks of intense negotiations and bartering of terms and royalties Team Curloneout agreed to allow AUDI to sponsor them.  This is an etremely high end signing - for audi  Third Scott Robertson told us "We are all very exited to be sponsored by Audi it was touch and go for a while but eventually terms were agreed and the embarrassment of having to tour around in a shitty french car was thankfully avoided.  Mazda did approach us in a 11th hour deal but the deal was soon thrown out after they wre only able to offer MX-5's to the team.  Clearly these 'cars' are for homos and hairdressers only so passed them onto Scott Hamilton."

Whilst waiting on the delivery of the team Q7 curloneout planned to use Robbo Jnr 's Audi but due to a childish attack by a rival team this car is currently un dergoing repairs.  Thankfully Faither Robbo unknowingly has donated his lovely Audi A6 for team duties.  He wont be needing it for a few weeks as he is currently touring Canada with the strathcona cup team.  This is a great cover story for his real mission of vetting possible accomodation  and ice conditions for Team Curloneouts arrivalm in canada for the worlds. 


There lucky to have us.....




We would like to make a special thank you to Elizabeth at www.sewoneout.com for her last minute heroics with her trusty sewing machine which is usually reserved taking in Mogies school trousers!





3 comments:

  1. wee G has a remarkable resemblance to - in the right light and through the correct glass, wait for it. Paul Anka, or did she say a ship"s anka.

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  2. Somebody else here thinks wee G. looks more like Neil Sedaka. All depends on the piece of broken glass viewed through. Keep the blog going, very entertaining.

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  3. On the lookalike theme - keven bacon and ye oldie Dave Edwards? Worth a look me thinks!

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