Team to sign 'Murdoch'

Team curl one out are in talks to sign former world champion David Murdoch to play lead for the team.

A spokes person for the team said, “This is the type of player we want to attract to the team set up, breaking our transfer fee record is a must”.

One potential issue which might stop the move going through before transfer deadline day is the wage structure team curl on out employ, all players are on the same salary regardless of there experience or position within the team. “Team curl one out will not be held to ransom over David’s wage demands” said the spokesman.

After speaking to David’s agent Richard ‘Boobsie’ Woods it was confirmed David will be going through his medical at the teams headquarters within the week.

Team curl one out said “We think the medical will be passed easily by Dave, we understand he has had a few injury worries over the years but he is a true athlete and looks after his conditioning very well. Once personal terms are agreed we feel the move is a formality.”