Thursday 21 July 2011

New Team Stylist

New look.  Craigie and Gracie showing new team eyebrows.
Team Curl One Out have added a new stylist to the payroll.  Andrew Craigie  (HNC Fashion ) has signed up to the teams ever expanding Entourage and hopes to bring the team up to date with all the latest designs fresh from the catwalks of Milan and New York.  Speaking from his Manhattan Apartment Craigie said " I am pleased to sign up for the boys, and hopefully i can crack the whip and get the lads into some top class clobber.  It was good to have Duncan out here to finalise the deal and we started shaping the teams look right away by installing an "Asbo" eyebrow on Duncan.  Andrew added  "Body Hair can be Accessorised in many ways and can be as pivotal to a outfit as a scarf "  Gracie is expected to kit out the rest of the team with the "Asbo" and also cascade the new fashion styles. On return to the teams HQ at High Street, Lockerbie Mr Gracie told the gathering press " We are delighted to have Andrew on board as team stylist and look forward to him finishing his job with Ralph Lauren in New York and returning to Scotland to start a portfolio of designs." 

"Camouflage"  New designs by Craigie
Mr Gracie also leaked this exclusive photo to the press featuring the latest craigie designs.

Whilst in the spotlight Gracie was quizzed about reports of the team signing a record deal with a high level sponsor.  The rumors escalated after a "Tennents Lager" employee was seen leaving the team HQ three weeks ago.  Mr Gracie dispelled these rumors and added " The man in question was simply at the HQ to service the teams hydration facilities."  

Also speaking at the impromptu press conference Vice Scott Robertson commented " We are currently involved in negotiations with three sponsors,  We have almost closed the deal with a local "Gentlemans club" and also the worlds leading supplier of lubricant" 
Mr Robertson insisted the press would be informed in the first instance.

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