Thursday 7 July 2011

Nutritional expert signs up.

The Three P's - 
Pint, Pizza and Pomme frites.
Curl one out have signed up one of the country's top nutritionists to advise them for the coming season. Scott Hamilton has signed a one year rolling contract to provide top athlete nutritional advice.  The team began searching for a nutritional expert after a bout of food poisoning struck down star second David Morton.  Mr Morton was bedridden for 48 hours after eating a "munchie box" from a late night take away during a team training weekend.  Skip Duncan Gracie said " It is unacceptable for us to loose such a pivotal member of the team for such a long period of time.  We took the decision to employ Scott as our nutritional expert to prevent such an illness happening again."  The loss of a team member also has drastic affects on the kitty and Mr Gracie added " A kitty of only three contributors is simply unsustainable, everyone knows that four members in the kitty is idealistic.  The hiring of Scott will stop this unpleasant shortfall occurring again."  


Secondary Role - Scott in supporting position.
Scott has also taking on the additional role of  "Kitty support officer"  and he commented  " I am pleased to also take on the role of kitty support, to ensure the teams goals and ambitions are maintained.  In the event of a drop in kitty I will step in with the emergency top up funds "


Scott has already started the team on a strict new five a day diet and a grueling fitness programme, including a notorious four mile "crawl".  Check back soon for updates on the teams progress.

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