Friday 9 September 2011

'Gray found guilty of breach of the peace’

Team curl one out’s biggest fan Logan Gray has been found guilty of breach of the peace. Gray appearing at Dumfries sheriff court on Friday pleaded guilty to the charges brought against him. Judge Michael Woodie told Mr Gray “you are a very lucky man not to be serving a custodial sentence for your actions on Friday 3rd at the Mid Annandale Comrades Club. I find you guilty with beach of the peace due to you conducting yourself in a severe enough manor to cause alarm to ordinary people and threaten others, this may have caused a serious disturbance in the community” Wood went on to say “I have spoken with the Curl one out team and they are willing to give you a trial position on the squad. The team have suggested you take up the post of trainee facilitator, your duties will include pint getting, shoe cleaning, baby sitting Mogie and opening team fan mail".

Over the moon -
Gray leaving court with his long term partner
Wood sentenced Gray with playing a full season in what people call normal clothes & not the ridiculous flamboyant camp attire you are used to. He has also been instructed to buy the first round for the team at every tournament they enter.

Gray spoke after the case “Im so excited about getting the chance to socialise with these guys, I worship the ground they walk on and want to service there every need!”

Kenny Edwards of team curl one out was at court to witness the sentencing, he made a brief statement following the case. “I speak on behalf of all the team, we are happy with the final outcome but feel Mr Woodie went easy on Gray. Our second player David Morton had requested Gray be made to wear his gag-ball in public but the judge felt Gray’s private life should be left well alone”.

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