Weekend Review - Dumfries

Firstly a congratulations  to Frazer Hare and his team on winning at Dumfries! Whenever Team Curloneout saw them play Frazer had the game by the chord and was well in command. A well deserved victory, made more impressive due to the fact Don Frame was using a 16th Century antique brush.  On that note team Curloneout have enquired into the legalities of the apparatus and are awaiting a response to their legal team.

Curloneout's opening bevvy with some adoring followers.

Regardless of curling results, a mammoth session had been arranged and Saturday night did not disappoint.  However some issues must be cleared up immediately.  Firstly There was a severe shortage of team members attending the training session and excuses were collected and reviewed the findings listed below....


 Name                            Excuse                                     Verdict                        Punishment


Kenny Edwards           Broken Arm and Shoulder          Absence Approved             Hard Slap
David Morton             On Call...                                       Must Improve                      1 Round of Jager
Scott Hamilton           Wife wont let him                         Hangable Offence               Back sack + Crack


The Three ashamed parties have agreed to improve their efforts and their performance will be monitored.  Also on the report sent to the procurator fiscal regarding the weekend was Team McCleary.  Gav Fleming and Lee blatantly flaunted the no wine after nine rule and there will be consequences.  Gav Fleming was also under question after this snap was captured.

Kenny oblivious to the attack..

Fleming was apparently checking out Kenny's broken arm but it is clear from this snap  his eyes are  fixed on the toned athletes bum whilst he cops a feel of Kenny's wing.  For any other would be perverts out there please be warned this type of behaviour does not go unpunished! 
After a couple of sambucas at the ice rink, purchased by Gavin Baird  (with curloneouts kitty) the training session lead by Scott Robertson and Gracie continued into Dumfries where some Shandy's were had and also.........  


.... Well we cant say any more, loose lips sink ships.  Your loss if you weren't there!


Finally there is underground  rumors the team are in talks with an new sponsor located in the local area.